In The Army

By LeBeau, Newkirk, Carter

"Yes sir, and I think it's an excellent idea!"

Colonel Wilhelm Klink

"That's absolutely ridiculous!"

Colonel Wilhelm Klink

"Please! Let's have none of that 'name, rank and serial number' stuff!!"

Colonel Wilhelm Klink

"What's on my cunning mind?"

Colonel Wilhelm Klink

"Heil Hochstetter!"

Colonel Wilhelm Klink

"Fortunately, you come from a country that has no pride."

Colonel Wilhelm Klink

"What is going on here?"

General Alfred Burkhalter

"I know nothing,I see nothing,and I say nothing!"

Sergeant Hans Schultz

"If you wanted to, you could be a German."

Sergeant Hans Schultz

"What is this man doing here?!!"

Major Wolfgang Hochstetter

"Please step inside the stove."

Sergent Andrew Carter

"Can I have some chicken?"

Sergent Andrew Carter